Humpback Thom

I often catch sight of myself in a shop window and sigh in despair of the humpback that’s growing there.  It’s my “stoop”.  It's very difficult to keep an upright posture and I’m increasingly growing the stance of a turtle.

 

If I don’t try and “straighten up”, sort myself out, my future is increasingly looking like this:

 

That’s from years of schoolage and humpbacking, haunched shoulders, drawing and doing homework on the floor rather than use a table and a chair like a civilised Thom.
 

Idiot.